epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

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askthedeanwinchester:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

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GUYS THERE IS A HEART IN MY FRIDGE, I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO SNACK ON AND I FIND A FUCKING HEART SARAN WRAPPED AND SITTING ON THE SHELF! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HEART IN MY FRIDGE??????

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THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE MAN

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

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LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THIS THING IT BLED ALL  OVER ME

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE????

SO I LOOKED IN OUR FREEZER AND…

Is your dad Hannibal?


Guys today is not the Impala's birthday. It would be the 27th. The 24th is when the blue 2 door Capricse(?) rolled off. Three days later, the 27th, was when the Impala came off.

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

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thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

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wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

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