muffingomoo:

brain-splosion:

When my dad hears I’m on my period, he locks himself in his study and texts me that he will get me ANYTHING I WANT, and to just ask.

He got me a laptop the first time I got my period. As the blood trickles from my uterus, as does the power trickle through my veins.

Oh my god.

(via siriusdarkgrey)


citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(via and-shotgun-shuts-his-cakehole)



(via wingscas)


24 hours after watching cap 2: HO H WHA T THE FUCK IM WITH YOU TILL THE END OF TH ELINE WHAT NO DON'T DO THIS T O ME
48 hours after watching cap 2: lmao bucky hates milk so much
1 week after watching cap 2: hail hydra



unmarvel:

I’m going back to the circus.

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)


I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

(via castiels-feathery-butt)